Rumple the friend-ly orc
the friend-li-est orc you know.
Though pixies might look at him with spite,
the elves all love him so.

Rumple the friend-ly orc, he couldn't be glad or lean.
He'll kill and slay,Eat shrooms all day,
the friend-li-est orc you've seen.

He al-ways says "Bugger off," and he's real-ly glad to eat-cha.
Where - ev-er he may go he will kill to ev-'ry liv-ing creat-ure.
Pillywigins don't un-der-stand why elves so love this sport,
But the faery tarts all know he loves them so, rumple the friend-ly orc.